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Kiss of the Vampire

Vampires tend to have a lot of sex appeal. It may be because evil is sexy for some, but not all vampires are evil, so maybe it's because they're bad boys or sultry femme fatales. Maybe people just figure hundreds of years of practice at love making makes vampires really, really good at it. On the other hand, the bloodsucking may be a great fetish source, something about a quick sting of pain followed by pleasure.

When a vampire is hungry and isn't quite so decent or hard up as to lower himself to only buying blood at the butcher's or trapping and draining small animals instead, their dietary supplement of preference is human blood. However, vampires can make the experience of being a drink box not just bearable, but pleasurable for the donor.

( Text from these TVTropes articles. )

Roles
1. Vampire
2. Victim

Prompts
1. Willing - You're either a friend of vampire offering up a quick bite...or you know what you like and that's being a giving person.
2. Unwilling - They want your blood, but you're not up to parting with it. Can you withstand the pleasure, however?
3. Fluffy - How can you make the hungry undead warm and sweet? They could just be jaded from all the cruelty they've seen or dealt out and want something different.
4. Romantic - Is it worse to be the prey of a vampire - or their lover? At least with the latter, they'll try to treat you gently.
5. Rough - The opposite of the above; this vampire couldn't care less about you and treats you like a slab of meat.
6. Dangerous - This is no kitten you're playing with. Remember, your life hangs in the balance if they sink their fangs too far...
7. Purely Sexual - Both of you are into a little bit of bloodplay. One of you just gets dinner on the side.

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soulmate meme ;
▸ post your character ◂
▸ you're now in a universe where destined soul mates exist! ◂
▸ rng for the type of au and for the ~situation~ ◂
▸ tag around ♥ ◂

type of au;

1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own

situation;

1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:

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You know how it is. When Sam needs me, I’ll always be there.

Abel’s always got to have me around, after all. [A small, wry smile.] Someone has to keep an eye on Janine.

And whenever you decide on what to do next… I only ask that it not have zoms. That’s all I ask.

- 5

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ｕｎｓｅｎｔｔｅｘｔｓ

① comment with your character.
② repliers queue up a text (or two or three to choose from) that they typed up, but never sent.
③ only they fat-fingered and set them flying out of the outbox into infamy.
④ it's two in the morning jfc why are you asking me if i'd love you if you were a worm? no, i don't think my little pony is a metaphor for communism. go to sleep.

check out theunsentproject if you'd like more serious ideas.

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questions from the heart

Finally! You can ask all the questions about matters of the heart, love, and romance that have been burning that hole through your curiosity. Ask away! Delve deep! Nothing is off-limits!

Except for that.

RULES
○ Comment with your character, limits, etc.
○ You are asked questions. You ask questions.
○ Don't be questionable towards each other.

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THE BODY HEAT MEME

Post with your character! They're now stuck in a very cold place of your choice. It can be anything, such as a freezing chamber, a cavern or a small cabin in the midst of a blizzard. The choice is up to you.

Comment around! Now your character has some company in this bone-chilling environment. The two of them share two things in common: clothes completely unfitting for this weather (be they summer clothes or even lingerie) and a blanket.

A blanket? Yes, just one warm blanket and no other ways to escape the cold. The two of them will have to share it in order to stay alive in this weather. Don't worry, you're sure to find a common language in this terrible situation!

So, uh, have fun, I suppose. Try to not freeze to death!

Protip: friction and body heat are both excellent ways to fend off cold.

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— city at night meme

You've got the world around you yawning with potential, possibilities fanning out before your very eyes—after all, they say the city doesn't sleep at night. The skyline's illuminated with glittering lights, and even now, the streets are bustling with activity. So here's the real question: where are you at this hour?

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the hurt/comfort meme

( tl;dr )
( I only care about the prompts )

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SECRETS REVEALED

- No blank comments. Top levels should include your character telling everyone their biggest secret, that little piece of knowledge they've kept quiet for whatever reason. Positive or negative, embarrassing or devastating, about themselves or someone/thing else, every whisper counts as long as it's about a secret you'd rather die than tell.
- What happens, then, when the truth gets out? Will it set you free...or set every prospect you had on fire?

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Would You Rather...?
How to Play
One person asks "Would you rather...?" followed by two options. They can range from mundane to outrageously horrific: be a cat OR be a dog, save starving children in Africa OR have a real working lightsaber, etc. Others decide which they would choose of the two given options. Friendships are created or destroyed.

The Rules
1. Comment with your character with a "Would you rather...?" starter. 2. Respond to other characters with your character's choice out of two (probably horrible) choices. 3. DISCUSS.

Credit to

cherrytrees
Need some ideas? Here's a site.

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THE PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE NOTES MEME

1. Post your character trying to convey information.
2. SURPRISE SURPRISE. You cannot text. Therefore you must use whatever you have available to write a passive-aggressive note conveying your point of view. Post-It note on the fridge, anyone? Multiple starter notes are allowed. Blank toplevels are not.
3. Tagging in? Assume the note is for you! Or if you prefer, for a mutual canonmate or even an NPC you made up. Assume some CR if you need to - colleagues? Housemates? Neighbours? Yes, and...? Have fun with it.
4. Profit!

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the bodyguard shipping meme

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WOKE UP MARRIED

You wake up somewhere...strange. You don't remember the previous night. In fact, you may not recognize what's going on at all.

Also, you're sharing the bed with someone else. You may not recognize them. You probably don't. They may not be your preferred gender or species. It doesn't matter, because you have matching rings on your fingers - or whatever you have that approximates a finger - that can mean only one thing.

You got married!
How to Play:
Make a top-level with character and canon, preferences, all that jazz.
Tag others.
You're now married. Congrats? Or here's a map to the courthouse, if you wanna get that annulled. Expect you'll have to untangle yourself from your spouse and figure out what the hell just happened.

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FUCK*, MARRY, OR KILL
a game with a twist

You know the game: now, let’s dabble in a version that’s a little bit unusual.

how to play
○ Do the comment do.
○ Folks line up to say whether they would fuck* (*kiss, if your character's underage or you're not into R-rated dialogue), marry, or kill your guy.
○ Rinse. Repeat. ♾️

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Fell Asleep On Meme

sweet dreams.

Someone, whether it be a friend or a total stranger, has fallen asleep on you wherever you happen to be; you are a rather comfortable pillow to them.

What do you do?

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spoils of war

war. war never changes, but it changes us.

o1. leave a top-level comment in the typical fashion.
o2. your character is now either a captive/spoil of war/war bride or in "possession" of one.
o3. how does the arrangement work? are you scheming to take down your enemies from the inside?

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au symbol starters
→ comment with your character + prefs..
→ others send in an emoji to ask for a specified au starter/verse from you.
→ reality is sometimes disappointing, but it doesn't have to be!
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AITA: The Meme

r/AmITheAsshole or AITA is a subreddit dedicated to, well, figuring out if the poster is the asshole. People post their grievances, often with a snappy title (“AITA for not allowing my best friend to crash at my house after his wife died?”), the story of their saga, and often ending with two sentence TL;DR summary at the bottom.

Commenters vote, YTA (you're the asshole) or NTA (not the asshole) or ask for more details before giving their final verdict. Occasionally, people declare a story too unbelievable to be true, and refuse to vote.
Post a toplevel with your character's story. Include as much or as little detail as is IC, including aliases if they're trying not to stir too much shit.
Tag around. Are these people the asshole?
Discuss! Fight! Pretend your character got banned from Reddit!

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THE MANHANDLING MEME

A ~~blatant ripoff of~~ respectful homage to this.

Sometimes you just crave a gentle, loving touch...
and sometimes, you want to shake someone til the change flies out of their pockets.

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